Texts From Mom, Part II

Mom: Pick up the phone will talk on face

Americans are Stupid

Happy 1 year blogoversary to me! Happy birthday, Adolf Hitler! Happy National Smoke Out Day!

I was telling my parents about a really stupid thing one of my now ex-coworkers did.

Dad: It's because she's American.
Me: Maybe it's just because she's stupid?
Dad: No, all Americans are stupid.

Asians are Smart

My brother and sisterinlaw want to buy a new house in a ritzier area because the schools there are better. My parents were suggesting that they buy a house near them, an area that's nice too and happens to have a lot of Korean people living there.

Brother: I want to associate with white people. I don't want my kids competing with Asians.

It's About Time

My parents are constantly on me about being too nice, not standing up for myself, not doing things the easy/slightly illegal way. I was telling my mom about something I did at work that was a tiny bit surreptitious.

Mom: It's about time!