Shit My Mom Says

So I really love the Shit Girls Say meme. I found one in Russian entitled Shit Russian Grandmas Say. It's 9 minutes of wondrously true hilarity. Of course I sent it to my mom and she also loved it. When I talked to her on the phone she couldn't stop talking about that video "Russian Babushkas* Speak Shit."

*2: an elderly Russian woman (www.merriam-webster.com)

If It's Not White, It's Not Right

I'm not racist. But my family is.

My mom saw an old picture of my niece, where she had really short, curly curly hair. "She looks like a little negro!"