Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Walk the Line

My mom drove us to dinner one night, and she parked diagonally in the parking spot. I told her that she should move her car, so she did, with this being the result:





She was still in the driver's seat so I tried to get her to re-park again.

Me: Maybe you should try again, you're on the line.
Mom: I'm in the line!
Me: No you're not.
Mom: Yes I am.

Then she walked around and saw her parking job.

Mom: You are my constant critic!!!

Then she spent the rest of the walk to the restaurant pointing out everyone else's crappy parking job.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Cats

My boyfriend and I were at my parents' house and we were telling them about his cat. My mom looks very, very serious and says, "I had a cat when I was young. She was very disorganized."

Friday, August 10, 2012

Threats are no Joke

A co-worker was really aggravating my dad and wouldn't leave his office. My dad said to him, "If you don't leave, I will put something heavy on your head!"

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

I Heard it on the Radio

Mom: I was thinking recently that maybe I was too protective and overbearing to you and your brother when you were younger. But then I heard a radio show that said if you don't ask about your kids and want to know where they are going and what you are doing, you're a bad mother. So I was just being a good mother!