(I'm going to pretend that a year hasn't passed since I last posted)
Thanksgiving. Always a fun time in my family. I put on one of my mom's rings that has a green faux stone. The following ensues:
Mom: The green looks beautiful on you! We will have to get you emeralds when you get married!
Me: Why do I only deserve emeralds if I get married? If you think they would look so good on me I can't get them now?
Mom (backtracking): Well you don't like wearing jewelry...
Me: Yea I do...
Mom (feeling bad): Well I gave you a ring a while ago...
Moral of the story. Girls only deserve nice jewelry if they're married. Unmarried old maids, nada.
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