Mom: Hi Dochenka [Russian diminutive for daughter]. All night you and I were trucking the spy.
Sunday, November 22, 2015
Friday, November 6, 2015
Bootleg
This is probably going to be my whiniest post ever.
My parents would always get me some weird knockoff gifts instead of what I wanted. I asked for a black LG Chocolate phone, I got a red one because it was cheaper. I asked for an American Doll, I got some creepy cheap-ass doll. I asked for a Barbie....99 cent store doll.
Life is so hard. #whitewhine
My parents would always get me some weird knockoff gifts instead of what I wanted. I asked for a black LG Chocolate phone, I got a red one because it was cheaper. I asked for an American Doll, I got some creepy cheap-ass doll. I asked for a Barbie....99 cent store doll.
Life is so hard. #whitewhine
Monday, January 12, 2015
Texts From Mom, Part VIII
Mom: I'm listening to pitbul on pandora. Thank you so much.
Me: Hahahhah you like Pitbull?
Mom: Yea. He's very original.
Me: Hahahhah you like Pitbull?
Mom: Yea. He's very original.
Saturday, January 3, 2015
Texts From Mom, Part VII
I was group texting my family about how much my grandpa wanted to tip a waiter:
Mom: So little
Brother: That's what she said
Me: Ewwwwww
Brother: Lol
Mom: Who is she?
Mom: So little
Brother: That's what she said
Me: Ewwwwww
Brother: Lol
Mom: Who is she?
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