My boyfriend and I were at my parents house and I had been doing some studying. My dad and boyfriend are talking, and my dad asks him about my studies, "Do you keep her in a cage so she studies?" to which my boyfriend replies, "Yes, and I only feed her if she gets an answer right!" My dad was thrilled!
My dad AND boyfriend are Borat.
Borat Discusses His Brother Bilo (Pardon the terrible video quality).