Technically, this should be titled Mother Is Always Right, Part III, but I realized that there are not enough Roman Numerals for how many times my mom does this type of thing.
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I was driving myself and my mom to the bank. I was driving aggressively, as I am wont to do.
Mom: Relax, slow down!
Me: You know, when you tell someone who's aggravated to calm down, it's not really helpful.
Mom: What is so bad in your life that you need help?!?!
My mom will say anything, even if it makes completely no sense, just to be right. It is at the same time overwhelmingly infuriating and completely confusing. How do I respond to that? She's fucking nuts.
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